DIRT FOR SALE
CARDIOVASCULAR & OTHERWISE
Well, lordy, lordy,
I miss New Orleans,
Been aching body and soul to get
Back there again,
To be walking with my baby
So long and tall
With that voudou that she do
To help me along.
I got an itch down the center
Of the middle of my back
I need a Frenchmen St. quartet
To give it a scratch,
I got the devil inside me,
Needs to be exoercised
Cardiovascular
And Otherwise.
Come on,
Let's get the hell outta here,
We'll meander on the moonbeams
'Til we disappear
I never been in trouble
I couldn't get out of,
So just pack up yer shit,
And jump in the shower
'Cause the road we'll be takin'
Is lonely and long,
But the dust we'll be shakin'
We can call our own.
Ya gotta get filthy
To really feel clean,
Just like you can't sing the blues
'Til you know what they mean.
So as the brainwash box
Was spittin' news of the nation
We were standin' in the kitchen
All talking 'bout Satan
With a little bit of sugar
A cherry pie
You can't see us laughin'
With that wool on yer eyes,
Screamin' and schemin'
About how to move mountains,
Like tryin' to get rich
Throwin' coins in a fountain,
Well, there ain't nothin' changin'
Except for the weather,
So we'll be having a ball
While you get it together.
WALKING DEAD MAN'S STOMP
My wrists got slit
On hour glass
Each piece of sand
Diseased the gash
And I became
More insane
With every grain...
Heard "Talk was cheap!"
So "Get to work!"
"You'll find yer wage!"
"Beneath the dirt!"
"So you better dig, boy,
you better dig...
For all yer worth!"
"We surely hope
Your dreams never meant too much to you,
Seems they just get in the way
Of providing the means
For the mediocre path
You'll pave!"
Come on! Get ready to go!
Yer gonna be late!
Why you movin' so slow?
Like yer carryin' weights?
Learn if you don't know
How to hurry up and wait,
And don't hesitate
To do the Walking Dead Man's Stomp,
It's really all the rage,
No matter what yer age,
The Walking Dead Man's Stomp
Is really all the RAGE!
There's many ways
To race a rat
To watch it run
Or get it fat
Or build a maze
Inside its cage
'Twixt this and that.
Or build a maze
Inside its cage
And watch it struggle
To find its way
Laugh while it struggles
To find its way
'Cause it's still trapped.
My furry friends,
I knew that I could smell ya,
But that's not all
That's giving you away.
In fact,
The wretched writing
Is written all the way
Down
Your
Long
Face.
But if we could take a step out and look inward
I'm sure we could see
How simple and easy
The way out would be...
Instead we're just hitting the walls
Despite how we yearn
But I swear there's more to living and dying
Than waiting our turn.
DIRTY OLD WINDOW
Through a dirty old window
I watch the night move
Naked trees paint grey clouds
Right over the moon
Their leaves lay piled gently
I lay piled too soon...
Through a dirty old window
Licking dirty old wounds.
Through a dirty old window
I watch the night die
The cars kill their engines
The bars kill their flies
Our coats hang in the corner,
The hope hangs from our eyes...
In our dirty old windows
In this dirty old dive.
In our dirty old windows
Telling dirty old lies...
Like the one about the girl who got away,
The one who ran off with all that money I made,
Or the one I like to tell about how I'm leaving town today,
While I'm making up the reason that made me have to stay,
And I'm lying up the promise
I tell you I gotta break
To someone I know
Don't exist anyway...
So please BARTENDER!
There's some kinda mistake!?
I believe that
This tab has been paid.
I grab my hat from the rack
Stab myself in the back
To the night that forgives what days won't.
These chains I've wrapped 'round my legs,
I haven't fed me for days
And I stumble to the hole
I call home
But I KNOW that there's more
Than rats waiting for
me
Behind that door...
There's a beast in the corner
He's flipping a quarter
To decide how
To torture me more.
Through a dirty old window
My madness grows
It swells in my head
It sits in my toes
Death hangs on the shingles
To slip me a black rose...
Through my dirty old window
Save my dirty old soul.
SHAKE YER BONES
If a man should fall, and there's no one to care... Will it make a sound when he breaks?
One foul fall evening
I set out for Hell
But dead leaves and moonbeams
Both carried me well.
There was nothing and no one
To guide me along
And nothing in my heart
Except anger and song
So I sung them and sung them
At the top of my lungs
And sailed every sewer
On past sundays' palms
Singing la, la, la, la , la,
You've got it all wrong,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
But I was the wrong one
Who fancied construction
Of those types of crosses
For self crucifuxion
A naive idealist
Who dreamt too damn big
And turned up sadistic
To dig my own grave
It was there I saw clearly
In the cemetery
It's funny how dyin' can bring a man
Back to Life
My undead companions grabbed me
By my hands
They took up my bones
And they taught them to
Dance
If I learned one thing from the graveyard
Better SHAKE YER BONES!
Those corpses really showed me
How to ROCK N ROLL!
If you don't wanna dance
You can ROT AT HOME!
But if I'm gonna end up there,
I'm gonna SHAKE MY BONES!
IF YER FEELIN' ABLE
Don't break that branch
You'll give us up
I hear they're making laws
Against having fun
What will they do?
What will they say?
What will they do
If they see you ROCK N ROLL
This way
This way
This way, right this way
Buy yer ticket
To yer cage
Get a ferris wheel life
Round and round
Down
to
yer
Grave.
You know they'll sell you anything
They're selling terrorism
With the televisions
They've got a deal on
Aisle 2
Across from democracy
Next to hypocrisy
Next to the shirts with
Jeweled tattoos.
Would you give it all away?
I'd give it all away.
For a little piece of truth.
Would you give it all away?
I'll give it all away,
And I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll play this dirty little ditty
In a dirty little city
From a
lonely,
lost,
lovesick boy.
And if yer feelin' able
We'll go dancin' on the tables
And sing 'til we lose our voice.
Crimson skies cut away
To black
The search helicopters
Are circling back
You can watch yer tax dollars
Watch every move
Do you feel a little dirty?
With their dirty little eyes on you?
ON YOU?
On you, it's on you to protect
What's left to lose
If yer freedom ain't free,
At least
Yer soul
Belongs to you.
So, here's a dirty little ditty
From a dirty little city
And a
lonely,
lost,
lovesick boy.
And if yer feelin' able
We'll go dancin' on the tables
And sing 'til we lose our voice.
PERILOUS STATE
tired heart strings
plucked and broke
made of ashes
turn to Smoke
harletts
hoist
my
lids...
i choke, or it's something in the air
that hangs like abandoned shingles
feeds my diligent despair
and reality crinkles
and mischief markets its wares
the curtains courtsy their care
for the maze they've prepared
to leave me feeling Sinful.
See, I awoke in one hell of a perilous state...
Frightened and Dazed.
i'd been cast away
by my own vessel
left on treacerous lands
with no arms left to wrestle
and now they'll try me for war crimes
if they can get me arrested
but i'll run one more time and enter the pipeline
'cause i've gotta test 'em.
And I'll get over and under and out of the
way.
I still can escape.
but i must make haste cause my time is short i smash right through a mansion door
and waiting on the other side is desolation and demise
and all the worst parts of town arrive stick like needles in my eyes
psychotic synapses all lacking perfection i love it the wrong way so
FUCK YER CORRECTIONS
i step,, stumble, step to the carnival
been on the nod since i got on this road
go see the lady who's ten million dollars old
my fortune
the fun house
i lose control
All shot up with star dust on a midsummer's night.
Nowhere left to hide
I hang with the shadows
we conspire
and now you call me a freak
'cause i ain't in this sideshow
and we all like to stare
at the things that we can't kno
and this whole joint is a
sham
bl
es
i get so filled with anger i just turn it inwards i make my own handcuffs
SMITHEREENS
All the lovely young ladies and handsome young men
Are out doing all that they're told that they can
But if you listen quite closely to their secret admissions
They'd say they'd do more if they'd been given permission
Through a young child's eyes, though he lacks comprehension
He sees man took a paradise, and he built up a prison
In confusion and doubt his trembling voice it cries out
They said they'd listen, they just stare far away
nothing left but smithereens
We've furthered technology, but where's our advances?
With each bloody sunrise I see the same all wrong dances
And I choke on yer fumes as you hustle
and bustle away
As we sail out on this sinking ship
Ya know it feels like blasphemy
To act like what I wanna get
Is peace or love or harmony
'Cause all I'd like to really see
Is this whole damned place blown to
SMITHEREENS
Now the haggard old women and broken old men
Wish they'd done so much more 'cause now they sure can't
And they'll tell you there ain't too much left in the end
Except for all them fine strangers, yer loved ones, and friends
All the same
Behind these empty eyes, there's enough love to fill the ocean
But we parched paradise, so it's back to my potions
And I'm wishing right now the next tide that rolls out
Takes me away.
'Cause the blood has been run and the flags have been hung
Tell me, what did it get?
We'll have to run the course of history to see there's no victory
So how much more could be left?
And what's next?
But SMITHEREENS
CONFESSIONS OF A MASOCHIST
It seems as though I've gone and lost my head again
My poison heart is pumping out its arsenic
I think I feel an itch inside my fingertips
They're loosening the laces on this lunatic
But, pardon me, I do digress
These are confessions of a masochist
So say goodbye to lovers' lane
It's bulldozed now and what remains
Is only paved upon in vain.
So, so long idealism
They're building condominiums
Over top of all the stuff our dreams were made of.
What's the point of all these pointless politics?
If all that we debate is who's less full of shit?
The tv's killing off the really real realists
I don't think that one forefather would stand for this
But who's to say, they're in their graves
Won't someone help me on my way....
Some might say that I'm a bit too cynical
But I'm just trying to be somewhat practical
It's turned into something quite diabolical
But is it so wrong to wish something would kill us all?
Oh, pardon me, I do digress...
These are confessiosns of a masochist...
BLOODSTAINS & BURNHOLES
Smoke rings, smoke rings
dance the ceiling
someone's been stealing
all of my sleep
Mama's got a busted nose
I'm wearing her panty hose
These bloodstains and burnholes
started beween the sheets
what goes on here
it must stay here
EVERYTHING IS FINE
speak no secrets
keep yer lip zipped
no one will notice
we're all out of our minds
Hit my knees begin to Scream
NECK Bulged like a banyan tree
things i thought i'd never seen
come into view
"what went wrong, son?
is it something we've done?"
there's bloodstains and burnholes
all over you
hazy, it's hazy,
i must be crazy
EVERYTHING IS FINE
TightTightTeethClench
SacredSilence
I feel rather violent
lucky for you, i'm the introvert type
I feel alive
I've got red tears in my eyes
Hey, hey
alright
I see the wolf before he bites
He hides in the basement,
But comes up when he wants to fight
Crash, crumble, and
fall
I love 'em all
My little brown friends look like they're running straight out the walls and into the
air
that's where i stare, it helps me sleep
and when they're done,
they'll be the ones
who slay
the beast
yes, when they're done.
they'll be the ones
who
come out of the shadows with their ancient arrows
twisting out tragic mumbling magic
Tonight I'm undone
humming sad songs
Someone Someone
pull me out of this heap
scars, sores, and sickness
each one priceless
these bloodstains and burnholes
didn't come cheap
they never came cheap these bloodstains and burnholes
they never came cheap and they never came slow
HOPE TANK
spare a dollar?
Could you spare a dollar?
please?
sir? i don't mean to be rude,
but i noticed yer suit
fancy and new
and i'll bet you're a beggar, too.
The hope tank is running dry
we've spilled more than we've filled
It's like we're hiding in a hole at the bottom of a wishing well...
well, well, well...
you look like you've got a dollar, you should give it to me
could you spare
Yer Dollar
Please Sir can't you see we're the same?
We've all got bones
We've all got brains
underneath this masquerade.
The hope tank is running dry
we've spilled more than we've filled
It's like we're hiding in a hole at the bottom of a wishing well...
We're all picking up the pennies as far as anyone can tell
So I wonder what we're saving 'em for
Can anybody tell me what the hell we're saving 'em for?
Cause we can't take 'em with us where we're going my friend,
But we'll steal 'em from each other 'til we get to the end
You can't take 'em with you when you go so what
so what
so what
we all live
we all die
we all rot
we rot so what we rot so what we rot so what we rot so what so what we rot so what we rot
so what we rot so what we rot so what we rot we rot so what we rot so what we rot so what
we rot...